I've got the power to make your life so exciting.

iamthetwickster:

jmfthefirst:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

oh thank god, I thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang me

crying

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

image

distraction:

get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

there’s a whole line of shoes on the wire in the back of my school

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

defjamblr:

Happy Easter from Yeezus and Jesus. #DefJam30

defjamblr:

Happy Easter from Yeezus and Jesus. #DefJam30

blazeberg:

Me on Sunday

blazeberg:

Me on Sunday