The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.
Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.
so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT
WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT
11 fucking cows
parents: “u should be more active”